8 YEARS OF dD

"Cramlington Ink" with Chutney V2...

That's right, Newcastle Upon Tyne's favourite military man/survival expert/Wilkinson's worker has yet again delved into the foulest backwaters of "tweaked".
No, he hasn't aided another heist, performed a kidnapping or punched a bear* this time he's far bypassed the insanity barrier of previous actions...
A DIY tattoo. It could have been worse, but at the same time it could have been a lot better. Richard Fletcher, you utter rock star.

I have the pleasure of going around Europe with this menace in July, I'll be sure to keep you all updated on the death toll.

*Yes, Chutney V2 has actually performed these actions in the past, I'm not even joking.

-Adair