Manchester Mega Blog Part 1

So me and Negro of the year '08 went to Manchester. Bish went to do boyfriend things with his girly girl and I went for the party and to force everyones favorite Borrower to go skating.

This is how Stoked Bish was on me wearing Lakai Manchester's in Manchester.


Bish may be brown but he's still a football hooligan and after repeated requests for me to take this photo he was finally happy.




This is how Stoked Bish was on me wearing Lakai Manchester's in Manchester after I'd asked him 100 times.



John does own a skateboard but he doesn't skate it because he'll ruin the graphic and his room won't look ultra bad ass.


John does own a razor but he doesn't shave because he'll ruin the blades and his room won't look ultra bad ass.



John loves a good ol' Manchester night out but the choice of club was poor and I gave it two thumbs down, strangely I am smiling, probably just thought of something witty.


So Mini John was slack and did not come out again but he claims he'll buy a skateboard with out such a great graphic and come kill it in Newcastle. He's seen some mad curbs and he wants to show Newcastle why he had opener for C2F.

 This was Bish's reaction to Mini John being slack.




Bish got confused which drink he had slipped the rohypnol in and found out a little too late.


I pulled one of my only poses out of the bag so we could snap this classic.


These two fantastic people are God and Lucy. God is a very fantastic art type and I liked his canvas I saw. Lucy is a very forgiving person and loves les petites mains.


This is Kirsty, me and Black Bish had a funny nickname for her but she punched me in the head and saved my life so it's all in the past.


This guy is the definition of Judas Priest, air guitar and date rape all in one.


This was Bish's expression when he remembered how slack Mini John was.


That's Nina, she pretended she hated me but secretly she thought I was great.


This is what life is like to be Corona, it's pretty bleak.



Pretty much this is a call out to the Blood and the Crips to come up with better gang hand signs because I've just dropped a 'blog' and shit's real.


So we blogged all of our disabilites. I believe Nina was just disabled because she was a woman and like me and Bish with our disabilities that makes her a second class citizen, then again she might just had arthiritis which isn't a joking matter.


This is how Stoked Bish was on me wearing Lakai Manchester's in Manchester after the 500th time of asking.



So we left the bar and went back to Flat 6. Because everyone was down for the party we ordered dial-a-drink, quick service as well. Stoked.



So we then ate vodka jelly then as a super awesome bragster challenge snorted it.


I ended the night sitting in a kitchen singing and feeling generally quite sick with small bits of jelly dropping out of my nose.